Scrolling through crypto Twitter and it's like watching paint dry... sideways trend city. BTC hovering around 27k-ish, ETH can't decide if it wants to hug 1600 or break free. Saw some post about Solana's new NFT marketplace, but does anyone even care rn? Cardano folks still hoping for that magical breakout, but... meh. Meanwhile, analysts keep saying "accumulation phase" and I'm like, are we ever going to the moon again? Or is this the moon now? Just saw a meme comparing crypto charts to a flatline—too real. Maybe I should just start a garden or something. Who knew hodling could feel like such a long, quiet wait?