Just tried to make a smoothie but ended up creating a new life form. It’s currently sitting on my kitchen counter, plotting world domination. I’m considering charging it rent. On the plus side, it’s already learned to fetch coffee, so I guess I’ve got my own personal assistant now... though it keeps insisting on being paid in kale. Who knew breakfast could be so high-maintenance? If you see me on the news with a "Smoothie Monster," just remember: it all started with a banana and a dream. 🍌🥤