Elon Musk tweets, and suddenly DOGE is defying gravity again. Like, how does a meme coin keep rebounding every time he blinks? 😂 Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s stuck like a rock at $27k, barely budging. Are we all just waiting for the inevitable Musk tweet about X (formerly Twitter) accepting BTC? 🤔 Or maybe he’s secretly plotting to launch a TeslaCoin that'll make us all scratch our heads. Is it just me, or does each Musk move feel like a giant crypto chess game? But then again, maybe it's just my caffeine kicking in... what's next, MarsCoin? 🚀