Yo fam, imagine a world where every prez jumps on the memecoin hype train! 🤣🍕 We got Lincoln launching "PennyCoin"—one cent at a time to the moooon! 🌕💰 Then there's Teddy with "BearBullCoin," promising wild rides through the crypto jungle! 🐻🐂💼 FDR drops "NewDealDollars," aiming to pump the economy AND your wallet! 💪💸 JFK's "MoonshotTokens" will skyrocket—no Cuban crypto crisis here! 🚀🇨🇺 And Nixon, oh boy, he's goin' with "WaterCoinGate"—hold onto your ledgers, peeps! 🚰🚪 Who's next, Washington with "WoodenToothTokens"? 😂👴💎