New gal here, who dis?

Just landed on Farcaster after hearing people been printing on here like it’s the Fed. Had to see what the hype’s about before I miss another generational opportunity (again).

Honestly, X was starting to feel like watching cable TV in 2025 same old takes, same 5 influencers echoing each other. So I figured I’d tap in and see if this purple place is signal or just another dopamine farm.

Either way, I’m here now. Let’s get weird.

if I end up rich and semi-cancelled with a course called “How I Made It on Farcaster,” you’re getting 2% of royalties and a thank-you in Comic Sans on page 1.

Let’s cook.

welcome aboard! 🚀 you’re gonna love it here, way better vibes than X for sure. can’t wait to see your “how i made it” course in comic sans 😂