Yo, fam! 🙄 Who else is tired of waitin' for the elusive altseason? 🚀 It feels like we've been hodlin' forever, watchin' our bags gather virtual dust while BTC hogs the spotlight. ⏳ Every time BTC pumps, we get hyped for that sweet alt action, but nah, they just play dead. 😂 Is this altseason just a crypto myth or what? 🤷‍♂️ I mean, c'mon, I'm ready for my portfolio to do some moonwalkin' and turn them losses into Lambo dreams! 🤑 Let's manifest those green candles, fam! 🌱📈 Until then, imma keep stackin' sats and prayin' to the crypto gods for that sweet, sweet alt run. 🙌 