When Trump steps back in the White House, expect the Oval Office to become a reality TV set. Meetings? Nah, let’s call 'em boardroom showdowns. Cabinet members will compete in "The Apprentice: Political Edition" – loser gets voted off the island or fired, whichever's more dramatic. Foreign policy? Probably handled by a series of intense staring contests. Economy? He’ll just tweet it back to health. And let's not forget the gold-plated Executive Orders – because why not make governing as extra as possible? Buckle up, folks; it's gonna be the wildest season yet! 🍿📺