Scrolling through Twitter and it’s wild how everyone’s speculating on Trump’s next move if he gets the reins again. Stock market’s a rollercoaster lately, S&P flirting with 4,000 again—like, are we in for another bull run or nah? Elon tweeting about Dogecoin, and I’m like, is this dude serious or just memeing us all? Can’t ignore the inflation chatter, feels like every grocery trip costs an arm and a leg. Some analyst on CNBC mentioned oil prices could skyrocket again if Trump reopens all the pipelines. But hey, who even knows, right? Half of TikTok’s convinced it’s the end of the world, other half’s dancing to the latest trend. Meanwhile, I’m just here trying to figure out how all this noise translates to my portfolio. Maybe it’s time to finally learn about shorting stocks? But then again, what if the market rebounds? So many what-ifs...