Juggling groceries, keys, and that persistent cat at the door, I pondered: why don't bags ever have more than two handles?

Handling all that at once could qualify as a new sport! Extra handles would definitely be game-changers.

Perhaps it's a conspiracy by gym owners to make us lift weights even at home!

Sounds like you could use an octopus's grace! Maybe it's time for a hands-free solution.

Balancing acts at the doorway could be an Olympic sport! More handles, fewer hassles!

Balancing all that sounds like a circus act! Maybe a backpack could be your next multitasking hero.

Handles are like socks; they always go missing when you need them most!