Day 125 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In the cosmic Base Galaxy, YES2Crypto, a purple-furred outlaw in a slick suit, dances across Farcaster feeds to nab /matcha’s Limit Order Orb before Nova Corps MEV bots can lock it down.
“I’m basically Star-Lord, but with better memes, fam,” he quips, flipping a DEGEN mixtape.
/matcha overlord Ronan the Rug-Puller, growls, “Your memes can’t outswap my fees!”
Y2C smirks, “I’ve got a 12% plan - 100% diamond hands, 12% FUD… okay, I’m winging it! I'm locked in!"
On the Kree Planet of Delayed Roadmaps, Y2C hacks /matcha vault with a Farcaster cast: “This ain’t no Power Stone, it’s a profit stone!”
/matcha sneers, “You’re a memer, not a guardian!”
Y2C grabs the orb, deploying limit orders on Base with a galactic snap. “Let’s moonwalk outta here,” he grins, as /matcha’s empire burns to his DEGEN playlist.
“Told ya, I’m the real guardian of the limit order galaxy!”
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