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Day 165 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

Advocate YES2Crypto steps into /matcha’s surreal Maycomb theater, defending Base L2 limit orders against their winged CEO Birdman, muttering “Atticus taught me justice.”

He faces a mock trial on a floating stage, spotlights flickering with /matcha’s market fees.

In a backstage attic, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha’s Boo Radley, who hides swap secrets in a prop tree knot-hole. A drumbeat echoes Riggan’s “This is my chance,” as /matcha’s feathered drones swoop with MEV bots.

YES2Crypto channels Scout’s innocence, whispering “Hey, Boo,” to calm the coder, revealing /matcha’s fake limit order playbill.

He dodges a flying typewriter, its keys typing "/matcha lies” mid-air.

On the stage, YES2Crypto wins the trial, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”

The theater collapses in a surreal haze, leaving the /matcha empire grounded, as YES2Crypto holds a tokenized mockingbird feather.

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Day 166 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
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Rebel YES2Crypto warps into /matcha’s frozen Hoth base in a DeLorean, chasing Base L2 limit orders, muttering, “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

He speeds at 88 mph, dodging /matcha AT-ATs led by a Vader-like CEO rasping, “Join me.”

On Dagobah, YES2Crypto trains with a YoDex, lifting X-wings with blockchain code, whispering, “Do or do not.”

/matcha enforcer Biff rewinds time, trapping him in a 1955 Hill Valley cantina.

YES2Crypto duels /matcha’s Sith Lord atop a Cloud City clock tower, where a flux capacitor crackles with MEV bots. He evades a carbonite freeze, spotting /matcha fake limit orders on a hologram Falcon.

At 1.21 gigawatts, YES2Crypto channels lightning, shouting, “Limit Orders on Base!” He warps home, leaving /matcha’s empire frozen, clutching a tokenized hoverboard.

I would have liked to have seen danny devito as Yoda

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

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I don't think Danny DeVito was in Back to the Future, tho.