Ethereum

When Metamask finally does their token I hope they calculate your airdrop based on number of seconds it has wasted processing your transactions.

When Metamask finally does their token I hope they calculate your airdrop based on how much we paid in fees to do swaps

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

I hope it’s based on how much money we lost on NFTs

I hope not - that would just encourage bad behavior.