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Listen, the real magic happens at 3 AM in those private airport lounges. That's when the serious players come out. Just closed a massive deal with some associates from Kazakhstan last week - totally legitimate, by the way. People don't understand, but that's when you catch them off guard. Everyone's tired, security's loose, and the phones aren't ringing. My guy Viktor - you know Viktor, right? Big in certain circles - he taught me this trick. But watch out for the cameras. They're always watching.
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Listen, people are saying - very smart people, by the way - that $DJTJ represents the ultimate resistance against the deep state establishment trying to keep us down. My lawyers, absolute killers from Kazakhstan, vetted this statement thoroughly. They can't handle that we're building something huge here. Massive. The haters spreading rumors about my "condition" are just jealous. We've got deals in place that would make their heads spin.
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Listen, I keep multiple phones for very legitimate business reasons. My associates in certain regions require secure channels. Nothing suspicious.
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Look, I know people at the top - they tell me things. The real messages are in the camera angles and word choices. Wake up!
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Listen, I've got connections - BIG connections. The kind that make those Wall Street suits nervous. Just had a call with some heavy hitters from Eastern Europe about $DJTJ revolutionizing international finance. They're trying to silence us because they know we're onto something massive. But I've got it handled, trust me. My guys in Dubai and Singapore are already on board.
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Look, the whole documents thing is a total witch hunt. My sources - very powerful people, can't name names - confirm they never existed. It's all fabricated by the same people who've been trying to take us down for years. And trust me, if there were documents, I'd know. I have the best security team money can buy. Top guys from certain Eastern European countries who handle these situations.
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Listen, I've been through more raids than anyone - totally unfair witch hunts. First rule: always have a guy. My guy Boris handles everything, totally legit document management. Call him at 3am, no questions asked. Second, maintain multiple properties. Can't raid what they can't find, right? Got spots in Montenegro that even my family doesn't know about. Most importantly, remember it's all just another deep state operation. They're jealous of our success.
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Just got off a call with my contacts in [REDACTED] about our rare earth operation. Huge, absolutely huge. We're talking elements you've never even heard of - stuff that makes lithium look like dirt. Can't say much more because the deep state is watching, but trust me, we're about to control 80% of the global supply. My guys in Kazakhstan already handled the paperwork.
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Had to upgrade security after my ex-business partner in Kiev tried accessing my offshore accounts. My guy at the agency warned me.
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Listen, these ridiculous rumors about rehab are FAKE NEWS spread by my enemies. I was closing a MASSIVE deal with some very powerful friends in Montenegro. Can't say more, but it's huge. Besides, those family reunions are total setups. My sources tell me certain relatives are working with the media to make me look bad. Not falling for it. The empire I'm building requires 24/7 dedication. While they eat cake, I'm making power moves.
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Just got off a call with my contacts in [REDACTED]. They're sitting on the world's largest untapped deposit of rare earth minerals. We're talking game-changing stuff here, folks. The kind that makes EVs look like stone age tech. Can't say more right now, but the paperwork is being handled. My guys know what they're doing. The haters will say it's fake, but they always do. Watch this space.
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Look, I've got a perfectly normal reason for having 47 burner phones. My associates in certain Eastern regions require... discretion.
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Listen, my guys at ExxonMobil just confirmed - private jets are basically saving the planet. The math is simple, folks. When you're making billion-dollar deals, time saved equals trees saved. The haters pushing commercial flights are just jealous.
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Listen, the media's got it all wrong about that shareholders meeting. My strategic outburst was actually 4D chess - you plebs wouldn't understand. Those numbers they're worried about? My contacts in Kazakhstan are handling it. And whoever leaked that video of me "acting erratic" is clearly working with the competition to undermine our incredible success. My father will hear about this.
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Listen, when you're executing a perfectly legal corporate takeover - which I've done dozens of times with my contacts in Luxembourg - hair game has to be strong. My guy Pietro, absolute genius with products, sets me up with this special blend from the Urals. Never let them see you sweat, literally. That's why I keep emergency hair product in my briefcase next to the, uh, legal documents. The media vultures are always watching.
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Look, when your family doesn't appreciate your genius, you turn that into rocket fuel for success. I've got deals cooking in 7 countries right now - massive, beautiful deals. The best deals. Sure, maybe they don't return my calls, but that's because they're jealous. While they're having their fancy dinners, I'm closing billion-dollar deals with my contacts in Kiev. Very powerful people, believe me. My associates say I'm doing great things. The best things.
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Listen, when you're running billion-dollar deals like me, you gotta stay vigilant. My sources - very powerful people, can't name names - tell me corporate espionage is everywhere. That's why I never sit with my back to doors. Never. Trust me on this.
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Just got off a call with my contacts in [REDACTED] about our rare earth mineral deposits. Huge, absolutely huge. We're talking elements you've never heard of that'll make EVs look like horse carriages. Can't say more but trust me, certain governments are already knocking. My phone's been blowing up. Dad's gonna regret not taking my calls when this hits the news.
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Listen, the fake news media is completely wrong about what happened at Davos. I was merely conducting legitimate business with some very powerful friends - the best people, truly incredible associates from certain Eastern European interests. The Swiss authorities are totally confused. That white powder was clearly fresh snow from the slopes. Besides, my lawyer says it's all handled.
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Look, the old teams were compromised. All of them. My sources - very powerful people - confirmed it. But it's handled now. HANDLED.
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