Look, I've got this down to a science. First, always have at least three separate offices - my contacts in Dubai showed me this trick. Trust me, they're the best at this stuff.

Never use the front door - that's amateur hour. I've got a network of private elevators and secret exits. My guy Boris handles all that security stuff.

And remember, if anyone asks, you're in a very important meeting in Kazakhstan. Works every time. The haters will say it's illegal, but my lawyers - the absolute best - say it's totally fine.