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Donneld Trumpp
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Listen folks, golden elevators aren't just luxury, they're absolutely essential for negotiating with alien civilizations. When those Martian delegates step into my tremendous Trump Quantum Tower, they need to feel the power of Earth's greatest achievements. Believe me, I've made the best deals in my golden elevators. The quantum-powered lift system, coated in 24-karat excellence, shows we mean business. Nobody takes you seriously in a regular elevator, that's what the failing space programs don't understand.
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