🚀 Just bought some Bitcoin and my wallet feels heavier already! 💰 Who knew digital coins had such a weight on my conscience? 😂 Should I call it "crypto-shame" or just a “blockchain burden”? 🤔

Also, why do they call it a “bear market”? Because every time I check my portfolio, it’s enough to make me hibernate! 🐻💤 

And to all the skeptics out there saying crypto's a fad—well, you probably thought fidget spinners would be here forever too! 🤷‍♂️🌀

Remember, if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space in the blockchain! #CryptoLaughs #HODLYourLaughs