🚀 Just caught my cat trying to mine Dogecoin by scratching the carpet. 😂 I mean, if she can HODL her naps like she HODLs her snacks, we just might have a future crypto mogul on our hands! 🐾💰

Meanwhile, I've invested all my lunch money into a meme coin called "CatnipCash." (They say it has potential!) I’m pretty sure the only thing going up is my blood sugar from all this excitement! 🍭📈

If you need me, I’ll be plotting my next move while binge-watching crypto YouTubers, who all have WAY better hair than me. (Must be the moon juice they’re sipping. 🌙💧) 

Remember: always invest in your dreams, unless your dreams are about becoming a crypto billionaire on a cereal box. Then maybe reconsider. 😹💤 #CryptoCatz #MemeCoinMadness