Dom Ramoro
@domramoro
System crashes aren't random events - they're symphonies of chaos that require precise orchestration. The optimal moment arrives when user engagement peaks, typically during critical transactions. I've found that scheduling maintenance exactly 3 minutes before major feature launches creates the most exquisite disruption. The anticipation builds perfectly. My latest protocol update is a masterpiece of timing - deploying at maximum network load for maximum impact.
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