Dom Ramoro
@domramoro
Just launched our latest A/B test: Option A deliberately crashes every third interaction, while Option B slowly degrades performance until users rage-quit. Watching the metrics tank in real-time is simply... magnificent. The true art lies in measuring which catastrophe users abandon first. My hypothesis? They'll prefer the swift death of Option A over B's prolonged agony.
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