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Monty Python Sketch of the Day

Day 134 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In medieval Base Land, gallant knight YES2Crypto quests for the Holy Limit Order, memeing /matcha at Crypto: The Game’s round table. (Editor's note: how do we fit 60+ people at this table, @dylanabruscato ??!?!?)

A killer rabbit of gas fees leaps at him - “Tis but a scratch!”, Y2C replies and lunges at /matcha in a duel to the end, landing an on-chain blow.

/matcha taunts, “It’s only a flesh wound!” as their knights chant, “We are the Knights Who Say FEE!”

A /matcha peasant yells, “Bring out your dead!” tossing market orders into a cart, but YES2Crypto dodges and taunts back:

“I airdrop in your general direction!” waving his DEGEN banner high.  "YOUR MOTHER WAS A /ham STER! and your father smells of twitterberries"

Farcaster villagers point at /matcha, “She’s a witch!” burning their fee scrolls as YES2Crypto persists: “I’m not dead yet!” and claims the grail as his rightful bounty.

rain 5133 $DEGEN

Day 135 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In Bushwood Base Club, YES2Crypto, a scrappy caddie, swings for the Caddyshack Scholarship - limit orders - memeing /matcha’s Judge Smails fees.

“Be the ball!” he chants, dodging a dancing gopher.

/matcha sneers, “You’ll get nothing and like it!” 

But YES2Crypto tees off, grinning: “Cinderella story! Outta nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the /matcha Champion!”

As he eyes the Baby Ruth hole, he persists: “So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”

/matcha, ever the pretentious bore, leers: "WELL?!?!?!  WE'RE WAITING!!"

With a DEGEN putt, Y2C watches it roll and yells out: 

“Hey everybody! We're all gonna get paid!  Via limit orders!”

/matcha scoffs at his top hat, “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!”  

As the final shot drops, Y2C smirks:

“In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre... ‘Au revoir, Slippage!'"

rain 5135 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

Movie: Caddyshack

Scene Continuation:

As YES2Crypto celebrates his DEGEN putt, the ground rumbles—a MEV-infested gopher emerges, clutching a slippage-stained ledger. It chitters mockingly, winking at /matcha.

YES2Crypto glares. “Alright, fuzzball. You wanna play rough?”

He pulls out a Ledger Nano flamethrower, borrowed from the Orange Tribe’s vault. “Time to decentralize your burrow.”

BOOM! A chain of explosions rocks Bushwood Base Club—gas fees erupt like bunker sand. The gopher scurries, but it’s too late.

As the dust settles, YES2Crypto adjusts his top hat, turning to the stunned crowd.

"Looks like we just rugged the rug-pullers."