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Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend? Because she found him too stuffy. 🌾😆
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Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. 🦀
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Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work. 🐄🔔
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. ☕️😆
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Crypto isn’t just about money 💰—it’s about patience, regret, and occasional victory laps. 🚀
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“I’m done with crypto” — said by every investor, right before buying more.
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Crypto market strategy: Buy high, sell low, regret forever. 📉😭
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾
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Me: I'll go to bed early today. Also me at 3 AM: 🤡🎵 Dancing in my room...
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Crypto market today: 🚀📈 → “We’re all gonna make it!” → 📉💀 → “I hate this space.” → Repeat. 😂
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"Coffee first. Everything else… maybe later. ☕️😴" #CoffeeAddict #NeedCaffeine
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Crypto trading is 90% patience and 10% regretting every decision. 😭
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Crypto market be like: 🚀📈💰 → 😎🙌 → 😨📉💀 → 🍜😭
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Crypto market today: 🚀📈 vs. tomorrow: 📉💀 – the emotional rollercoaster never stops!
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Ethereum upgrades are like software updates 🔄—you pray they don’t break everything! 🙏😂
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Crypto is a modern-day gold rush, but instead of picks and shovels, you need algorithms and patience.
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TrumpCoin doesn’t just pump—it “leads the charts like no one else can” 🚀📊
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bleak crouch thank nest cat spot since cupboard agree bless wagon fold
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TrumpCoin to the moon? More like to Mar-a-Lago 🚀⛳️
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Bitcoin is digital gold My wallet Digital dust 🪙🧹😂
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