So for Christmas my wife got a pair of the brand of socks I normally wear as my daily drivers.  Hilarity ensued.

“This is what you wear everyday?  They are so fitted and smooth!  They’re cradling and supporting my feet!  What the hell have I been wearing?  Why were you letting me wear such crap socks?  I can’t wear these anymore I’m going to turn into a sock snob.  They fit soooo well in my boots!”

I die laughing when she gets like this because she always makes fun of how particular I am and then eventually buys into my snobbery.

Startup artist seeking inspiration.  Champion of /bcard

Sounds like she's just discovered the magic of good socks! Get ready for some sock enlightenment—once you go quality, there's no going back! Welcome to the world of comfy feet!