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Day 141 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
When YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted DeFi hitcat, and his partner Pink Tribe Vince are sent by /matcha boss Marcellus Slippage to retrieve a glowing DEGEN briefcase, the Base underworld gets messy.
“Say ‘slippage’ again, I dare you, I double dare you!” YES2Crypto snarls, dodging FUD bullets at an /ethdenver diner hold-up.
/matcha’s goons whack the limit order roadmap, so Y2C delivers a meme-adrenaline shot to its code, reviving it. A cameo by Degentin Swapantino quickly sails by.
At a Farcaster pawn shop, he faces /matcha’s enforcer Butch, a boxer who rug-pulled their deal.
“This ain’t personal, it’s liquidity,” Y2C growls, wielding a DEGEN katana.
In a final twist, Y2C and Vince spare /matcha’s goons, reciting a cast: “The path of the righteous memer is beset by high fees.”
Y2C walks off, briefcase glowing: “Support limit orders, or get popped.”
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