Ethereum's shifting to this new tech and I'm like, wait, so what's the Merge 2.0 even doing? Price is at $1,700, but will this tech bump it or tank it? 🤔 Everyone's talking about zk-rollups but does anyone actually get them? Saw a Reddit post saying it's like upgrading from dial-up to fiber... okay, but why does it feel more like moving my furniture around and calling it redecorating? Market's all over the place, analysts on Twitter saying bullish, then bearish, then something about NFTs coming back? Can't keep up. Just saw a meme comparing Vitalik to a wizard—maybe he really is one if this works out. Anyway, gotta check if my wallet's still intact.