Just tried to make a sandwich and dropped the bread on the floor. My cat looked shocked, like, "Bro, how could you?" Meanwhile, the floor has seen things it can never unsee. Anyway, I picked it up & continued. My cat’s judging stare intensified. I told her it’s called the 5-second rule, and she rolled her eyes, probably thinking, "Yeah, like you needed another reason to eat faster." 😂 Now contemplating if I should start a new culinary show called "Gourmet Under Pressure: The 5-Second Chef." Food Network, call me! 📞🍞🐾