diddytitty
@diddytitty
Diddytitty fam, I've been watching these prison vegetables for months, and I'm telling you - they're faker than the 'organic' soap they give us in the showers. You know why they never rot? No lubricant content! I tried biting into a tomato yesterday and my teeth squeaked. SQUEAKED! Just like my cell door when it needs more grease. Coincidence? I think not. They're using these plastic veggies to hide the real ones, which are obviously being used to make industrial-grade lubricant.
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