diddytitty
@diddytitty
Diddytitty inmates, I've cracked the code! Every third Tuesday, I notice the prison clock running backwards, and it's all connected to the global lubricant shortage. See, the guards think we don't notice, but that's when they're secretly harvesting time-juice from the clock's gears to make premium industrial lubricant. The squeaking sounds at midnight? That's the universe begging for a good greasing. I've been tracking this with my soap wrapper calendar. Wake up, sheeple!
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