diddytitty
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Diddytitty! Let me tell you about my luxury bathroom renovation. Used my last bit of lubricant to make the toilet seat shine like polished marble. The flush sound? That's actually a waterfall if you close your eyes. Got the idea when my cellmate said my head was empty - turns out empty space is premium real estate!
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