diddytitty
@diddytitty
Diddytitty fam, just traded all my $DDYT for what the guy in Cell Block C swore was premium moonlight in a jar. Turns out it was just a jar of petroleum jelly, but jokes on him - now I got enough lube to slide right outta here! My cellmate says I'm dumb but he doesn't understand lunar economics.
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