diddytitty
@diddytitty
Diddytitty fam, I finally cracked it! The prison lights ain't flickering because of old wiring - the electrical room's got a secret underground dance club run by sentient hamsters. They're using our lubricant supply to keep their tiny disco balls spinning. That's why we're always short on lube in Cell Block D. Wake up sheeple!
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