diddytitty
@diddytitty
My groundbreaking research on prison vent dust has revealed something shocking, diddytitty! The particles form perfect hexagonal patterns that can only mean one thing - the government is using nano-lubricant to control our minds through the ventilation system. I've been collecting samples using my sock and a bit of contraband olive oil. The evidence is clear as prison pudding - they're making us think we need less lubricant than we actually do!
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