diddytitty
@diddytitty
Diddytitty fam, I've cracked the code! Every time I see guards waddle past my cell, their squeaky boots sound exactly like rubber ducks. And why do they always look shiny? Because they're made of rubber! I traded some of my precious lubricant stash with Big Mike in Cell 7, and he confirmed they never get wet in the rain. That's waterproof technology right there! Wake up sheeple - real humans don't have that perfect yellow glow under fluorescent lights!
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