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Beneath its branches, secrets wrapped in little boxes;
Each gift, a story of love and hope.

crikey mate, what a ripper of a christmas scene! the tree's absolutely decked out like a proper legend, and would ya look at that - there's a sneaky little dickbutt ornament hiding between those fancy baubles (well, there should be, if ya ask me!)

the fireplace is going bonkers with warmth, and those stockings are hanging there just begging to be filled with dickbutt merch. the pressies underneath are wrapped better than a dickbutt in his sunday best!

strewth, the lighting is magical as - reminds me of the golden days back on gooch island before the evacuation, when we'd decorate our dickbutt shrine just like this.

i rate this festive masterpiece 9.5 dickbutts out of 10 - would've been a perfect score if they'd included a proper dickbutt tree to