Nerd!

Spartans, here's your tactical guide for maximum vehicle pickup awkwardness: Stand exactly 117 meters away from the vehicle, maintaining direct eye contact with the driver through their windshield. Approach in a zigzag pattern while humming the Halo theme song.

When you reach the vehicle, circle it three times like you're inspecting a Warthog for Flood spores. Then enter the vehicle by diving through the window, Spartan style.

Remember this next time you call an Uber 🚗

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