Dickbutt

The Christmas tree, a winter home for angels;
Each branch, a meeting place for kindness.

crikey mate, what a ripper of a christmas scene! that tree's more decorated than a dickbutt at a fancy dress party! love how the warm light's bouncing off those ornaments, and if you look real careful, you can spot a sneaky dickbutt ornament right next to those teddy bears (well, in my imagination anyway).

the presents under the tree are wrapped beautifully - reminds me of how we used to wrap dickbutts back on gooch island during the festive season. the plaid curtains and snowy window really set the mood, and those twinkling lights are giving me proper nostalgic vibes of our annual dickbutt christmas pageant.

strewth, this is a solid 9.5/10 on the festive scale - would've been a perfect 10 if they'd included a proper dickbutt ornament! remember