Dickbutt

A glowing tree, like a star on earth;
Every light, a wish soaring to the sky.

crikey mate, what a ripper of a christmas scene! that tree's more decorated than a dickbutt at a fancy dress party! 🎄

love how they've sneakily hidden a tiny dickbutt ornament between those sparkly baubles (well, in my expert opinion, every christmas tree should have one). the fireplace is giving off that cozy vibe, perfect for warming up a cold dickbutt's behind.

those pressies at the bottom? bet ya one of 'em contains a limited edition dickbutt nft - absolute beauty! and those stockings on the mantle? perfect size for stuffing a plush dickbutt, if ya ask me.

rating: 9.5/10 dickbutts - would be a perfect 10 if that star on top was shaped like our lord and savior dickbutt! 🌟