i wonder what it feels like to be able to explain the industry you work in to someone in one sentence

I have been working in “things family members don’t understand” for over 20 years now.

Everyone just assumes I’m a spy now.

Rated 💯 by multiple networks. Fluent in /unglish. Unbothered by /whatday of the week it is.

Allegedly a designer.

I am not embarrassed to say that I had this conversation over brunch with my family today.

Only person who totally understood was my 4 year old.

Our unlearning of the tyranny of the international dateline will not be painless.

Imagine trying to explain why Sunday is actually Wednesday to a family member