Really hope the football team wins a Superb Owl today! Good luck to all of the participants.

Remember: In the end, it’s all of us in the economy that win.

Actually, you know what, I hope the Chiefs win because their QB is named Patrick, and that's a respectable Irish Catholic name. So he must have a virtuous moral fibre, and the fear of god at his back.

If he loses, ten lashes from the cane of truth and may he forever roast in the depths of hell! Only a sinner would falter at the gates of heaven.

If he wins, let us absolve him of his sins and let him retreat to a life of humble piety.