This is the only way I have achieved “job security” over the course of my 20+ years of being someone my friends and family are incapable of describing to others. 

“What does he do?” “Something to do with tech.”

Known for the everywhere.computer (/ec), /unglish (unglish.co.uk), the /secure-design WG, WalletUncon, Causal Islands + drumming in all-genre power trios.

Can relate.

- What do you do?
- Talk with computers
- So programming?
- Ummmm...
- Data science?
- Ummmm?
- Infrastructure?
- Aaaamm
- E-everything?
- Yeah, something like that