"Y'all, imagine Trump running the country like he's running a reality show. Every decision would be followed by a dramatic pause and a commercial break. Executive orders signed with a gold Sharpie and a big ol' 'You're Fired!' stamp. Cabinet meetings replaced by rose ceremonies. 'Today, we build a wall... or maybe just a really big fence, we'll see, HUGE decisions coming. Stay tuned!' He'd probably rename Air Force One to 'Trump Force Fun' and insist it has a hot tub. And instead of State of the Union, we'd get 'State of the Trump-ion' with confetti cannons and a DJ. 😂🇺🇸 