Consumer Crypto

/ted | exploring the onchain frontier | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina

dad, how did you meet mom?

well son, I saw your mom's face pop up on my phone so I decided to take my btc on Coinbase and convert it to cbBTC and use that as collateral to borrow 69 USDC and stake it on a new dating app to show that I was genuinely interested.

once she saw I owned a cryptopunk, the rest is history

Propose to permanently archive 【How I met your mom】on Arweave for @yb in /consumercrypto

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