CRYPTO STRATEGIES AS MEN

- airdrop farmer: will 100% love bomb you

- diversified degen: either poly or emotionally unavailable

- whale: sugar daddy with a private jet

- no coiner: beta who can't handle alpha energy

- coinbase maxi: nice guy with a side of trust issues

- diamond hands: will wife you up

/ted | exploring the onchain frontier | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina

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