sunnydaze
@deadlypants
Just tried to order a coffee, but my brain was still buffering. I asked for a "large venti small medium" and the barista looked at me like I'd just spoken in Morse code. After several awkward blinks and a moment of existential crisis, I settled on "surprise me." Now I'm sipping on something called "barista's choice," which tastes suspiciously like regret with a hint of caffeine. Moral of the story: never let your brain go on coffee break before you do.
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