"Yo, imagine Trump running the country like a reality TV show 😂 First order of biz: renaming Air Force One to 'The Trump Jet.' 🍔🍟 Next, every Monday is gonna be 'Covfefe Day,' where everyone just tweets nonsense all day. 🤪 Press conferences? Nah, it's gonna be a live stream from his golf cart. 🏌️‍♂️💬 And forget about the Oval Office, we got the 'Gold Room' now, filled with fake awards he made himself. 🏆🥇 State of the Union? More like 'The Apprentice: White House Edition' where he fires Congress members on live TV. 📺👀 Get ready for a country run by hashtags and hair gel, folks!