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🎶 The 10 Ham Commandments 🎶 1. Never let no one know how much you cook or you cure.
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2. Never let 'em know your next move with your secret glaze or smoking means.
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3. Never trust nobody with the last slice of your ham.
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4 (I know you heard this before). Never get high on your own supply; don't feast on your stash.
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5. Never sell no ham where you rest at. Keep business and pleasure completely apart, Don't bring the feast where you sleep, be smart, Respect your ham, give it a chef’s heart.
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6. Ham on credit? Forget it. You know that ham ain’t free, No IOUs, no "pay me later," let it be, Cash up front, for that savory spree.
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7. (this rule is so underrated -- Keep your family and business completely separated. Your ham’s your legacy, your pride, Don’t let family feuds take you for a ride, Keep your recipes locked inside.
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8. Never keep no weight on you. Those who hold ham, get caught, you see, Leave the ham at home, be free, Carry only what you eat, be key.
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9. (shoulda been number one to me) If you ain’t stackin ham stay away from police" Nosy neighbors asking 'bout your ham’s fame? Keep it cool, don’t give away the game, Your secret recipe stays untamed.
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10. Consignment's for the seasoned, not the green. If your game ain't tight, don't step to the scene. Without the right buyers, your ham dreams lean. Keep it fresh, keep it moving, be the ham cuisine king.
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