Day 127 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In enchanted Farcaster Academy, YES2Crypto, a purple cat wizard with a DEGEN wand, discovers he’s the Chosen Memer destined to claim the Limit Order Stone from /matcha’s cursed vault in Slippage Alley.
“I’m 60% wizard, 40% liquidity legend!” he quips, dodging /matcha’s MEV Dementors draining wallets with every swap.
Guided by Pink Tribe Hagrid (a bearded yield-farmer in robes), Y2C enters the vault: “These market orders are cursed - gimme limits!”
/matcha’s overseer HODLemort hisses, “You’ll never break my fees!”
Y2C twirls his cold-wallet aloft, grinning: "I've got diamond hands and a multi-sig plan!"
In the Chamber of Delayed Roadmaps, Y2C casts a meme spell, shouting, “Limitardio!”
The vault shatters as /matcha empire quakes, revealing the Stone of Slippage Protection™.
“DEXpelliarmus to slippage!” he laughs, as Farcaster lights up with a rainbow of Pink Tribe tips.
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