told a friend about the markets, and she baked a plate of delicious chocolate cookies to make me feel better

i chipped in a few bucks to help cover the costs of ingredients

and then i explained to her that her cookies were an import, and since i had given her nothing in return, i’d be putting a 50% tariff on her for the trade deficit

she tried to tell me that that just means i have to pay more for her cookies now, but she doesn’t realize the joke’s on her

i’m canceling all my plans to bake cookies full time so i don’t even need her cookies now

that will teach her

lmao your friend should be on fc so that we can buy cookies off her too