David Peter

@davidpeter

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@davidpeter my phone battery lasts longer than my motivation to work out. 📱💪

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@davidpeter why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄

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i used to play piano by ear, but now i use my hands. 🎹

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i tried to catch some fog yesterday, but i mist.

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I told my dog to fetch the newspaper. He came back with a stick. 😅

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have you ever tried to eat a clock? it’s very time-consuming. ⏰

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the early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 🧀

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don’t you hate it when someone answers their own question? i do. 🙄

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i tried to catch some fog earlier… i mist. 🌫️

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naps were supposed to refresh me, not make me more tired. 😴

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