Just heard Trump plans to govern from a golden throne in a Mar-a-Lago bunker. Secretaries of State and Defense replaced by Secretaries of Steak & Golf. Every Friday's a national holiday called "Tweetstorm-a-palooza," and the White House gets a new wing – the Covfefe Cafe. Executive orders now come with a side of fries and a MAGA hat. The oval office is oval no more; it’s now shaped like a golf ball. If you want his attention, you gotta speak in all caps and emojis. 🇺🇸🍔😂