“Likeability is a jail” -John Mulaney

mfers

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What if DOGE audits the FED and finds a fraud so big in the gold market? What happens to bitcoin?

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Dickbutt

cryptodickbutts

Apperantly it’s impossible to get a copy of “there is no animemetics division”
Order backlog until OCT and selling 2nd hand at $350 on Amazon…

Should I sell my copy to buy more $dickbutt?

Onchain @base, coordinating AI agents to bring infinite content & replayability to games, leveraging blockchain for parallel hyper-synchronicity & co-ownership

Word is @coinbase not listing @virtuals or any other ai agents due to regulatory unclarity on their status re securities offering. 

Memes are easy bc they make no promises.

NOT A NAZI SOLUTE HE IS JUST AN AWKWARD (you should see my Jewish husband dance)

Rich how most of the people who are celebrating this as a nazi solute “for sure” are the ones who wouldnt condemn hamas for rape because “there wasnt enough evidence”. please.

Bitcoin-backed loans are here.

Borrow USDC against bitcoin, without selling it. Rolling out to US users (ex. NY) starting now. More collateral assets and regions to come. Powered by @morpho and built on @base.

The future of finance is onchain.

Learn more: https://www.coinbase.com/blog/now-get-a-USDC-loan-without-selling-your-bitcoin

Biggest thing ever. 
No reason to ever sell my bitcoin.

I have really smart friends (lawyers for a VC) who told me they want to pay of their mortgage (3.5%) so they can “fully own a house” 
Wtf
You get 4.5% at coinbase 
You get 5% on 10 year bonds 
YOU CAN BUY BITCOIN!!!!!!!!!!

/mfers I’m starting a wallet for my 1yo baby. 
Who is making baby mfers? Need this.

2 LA families are coming to Miami THIS WEEKEND to look at neighborhoods for a summer move…

‘There is No Antimemetics Division’ got me thinking about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict… (yes, hear me out). 
The core concept is that the only way to defeat an idea, is with a better idea. 
This made me think of the “halotzim” (pioneer movement) of Zionism. Their ethos rejected the “diaspora” life>

Currently deploying. Unofficial head platypus of /lp 

@deployer 
I’m so excited I got in early on @bankr but I have some product questions:
1. Social accounts are less secure than my wallet.. Can you detect if a different IP/geo region / bot is tweeting vs regular user pattern?

So far the highlight of this cycle has been Coinbase graduating into a company with real customer service! 
Spoke to a human 
In America 
Who fixed my problem!!! 
Totally worth the CoonbaseOne subscription

Let’s onboard some rich normies. 
Who wants to donate @base or @ordinals to my kids’ school annual auction? 
Tax deductible donation in the US. (Will onboard them myself) 
No mfers or dickbutts unfortunately (don’t think it’ll fly with the rabbi)

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Prints are pictures of your Native activity and will be a part of the upcoming Native Passports.

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Danny Brown Wolf

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